Stop.

Please be sure you want to do this.

Inside, you may find:

• profanity
• sexual content
• grown-up ideas
• honesty
• lies

This material may not be suitable for:

• moralists
• minors
• the developmentally disabled
• any of my living relatives

If you insist on allowing me to offend your sensibilities:

[ enter bliss ]

But you have been warned, and I offer no explanations or apologies for what you may find inside.

John Kusch
February 2009
Madison, Wisconsin